Mama gets new glasses

For those of you not on Facebook with me here's a picture of my new glasses. Not sure how much I'll be wearing them since contacts really are way better. (I had forgotten what glasses felt like!)

Next come the knock knock jokes

Who would have thought that this could be so hilarious?.....

"Guess what?" "What?" "Chicken butt!"

"Guess who?" "Who?" "Chicken poo!"

"Guess when?" "When?" Chicken hen!"

"Guess how?" "How?" "Chicken cow!"

"Guess why?" "Why?" "Chicken thigh!"

"Guess where?" "Where?" "Chicken hair!"

Three/almost 4 year olds are easily amused.